I'm hanging out tonight and I wanna have some fun
No plans, I'm so desperate I'll drink with anyone
Went down to the party now I'm drowning in the suds
There were tall boys for short girls
It's the perfect plan
Tall boys with short girls
Too drunk to even stand
I'm drunk but I don't give a fuck what you have to say
I'm going home alone if that's the price to pay
My morals aint off center
I'm really trying here
I'm not gonna take advantage
Of anything but my beer